Sunday, April 3, 2011

Confession of an Ass

Ladies and Gentlemen it is time to come clean. My post, Ever Had One of Those Days?, was a hoax. An April Fools Day post as it were. The first two paragraphs were absolutely true.  Starting at the third paragraph, Hitting the Loop 101 south, is where I choose to draw the reading public into the foolishness.  I continued the ruse all the way until the last paragraph, We missed Bike Night.

Linda was privy to the fact that I wanted a picture of her with two black eyes for an April Fools post, but had no idea the extent of my plan, or the nature of the post.  As the people started commenting on their heartfelt concern for her recovery, she and I began to feel badly about the post.  Linda asked me repeatedly to confess.  But, I chose to wait, thinking some might be waiting for that confession.

So, I am now confessing and hope that all will accept my explanation about my intent.  It wasn't to hurt feelings or make anyone feel foolish.  Linda wasn't injured in any way and hopefully will recover from my boorish behavior in the next two weeks.

12 comments:

Jarett said...

I didn't "April Fool's" anyone, so you've been more successful than I. Geramie attempted with a "I quit my job" joke but I knew better.

I'm glad Linda's okay though. I know mom was way concerned... and that's always funny. LOL

Gary France said...

Brilliant! You had my sympathy. Now, how can we get you back next year....?

Webster World said...

That was good. It's April 1st...it's ok. Got us.

biker baby said...

I thought about posting an "I'm so sorry" comment till I saw the look on her face. I had an idea it told a different story. Didn't know what or if I was even right. I've come to look for April Fools jokes. I've been caught too many times.

motoroz said...

I enjoy pulling April Fool's jokes on folks. Never thought of using the blog to do it. Funny stuff.

WyzWmn© said...

well done Dude!

I can't wait to see what all your "adoring" fans do to you next April LoL

Lady Ridesalot said...

yep... you got me too... turd!

No Name said...

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I am officially done reading your blog. April fools belated comment.

I never even checked the date of your post. I commented on the 2nd. No fair.

Good one though!

Willy D said...

AZ-hole! ;)

WooleyBugger said...

Got me and I'm just wondering how that Crow tastes going down. Actually I'm releaved to learn it was a joke.

IHG said...

Well you got me...booooooooooooo!!!