Friday, July 3, 2009

Feeling Mixed Up?

Ever had one of those days when you felt you got up on the wrong side of the bed? When everything around you felt like it was turned upside down? When you just couldn't tell if you were Frank or Jessie? Well just for you there is a product that should clear the air, as it were, and set you on the correct path of enlightenment.

Now go ride and clear your mind.


  1. Wow! Talk about a product that is going to change the world! Thanks for the enlightenment!

  2. Ok, now I know I'm really hosed. I don't like my paper to roll from the top or the bottom. I like my paper to roll from the right side. This nifty little ass paper dispenser will roll from the left if you turn it upright.

    What about us dudes who want to roll from the right? The paper will just slide off if I turn that rod towards terra firma.

    I'm just screwed ain't I....figures! I guess the only way my ass wiping experience is going to be all that it can be is if I used this device in 0 gravity.

  3. Too freaking cute! Thanks for the giggle. I think I need one of those in my household. :)

  4. Just get a belt-sander. Works at all angles.

  5. I was smiling happily until Willy D's comment.

  6. My wide stresses about this so much. I really need to get one of those. Thanks for the chuckle.