Friday, August 13, 2010

So, You Think...

...kids are cute. Well, this might might make you think again.


Little Bruce and Becky are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Becky's father to ask him for her hand.


Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Becky are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."


Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,


Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce you are only 10. Where will you two live?"


Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Becky's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."


Still thinking this is just adorable,


Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Becky."


Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance. Becky makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."


Mr. Smith is impressed.


Bruce has put so much thought into this.


"Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out," I just have one more question, "What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"


Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."


Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

11 comments :

  1. Hahahahaha!!!! However, NOT as funny as it would have been if I didn't have a 5 year old who keeps saying she is marrying her classmate! :-)

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  2. Too funny! Reminds me of when my little (6 yrs. at the time) brother announced to us that when he gets married, him and his wife will have puppies instead of kids.

    He's 39 yrs. old now and 4 kids later... he teases them constantly that if they don't behave, he'll have them put to sleep! LOL!! (sometimes... it's hard to tell if he's kidding!)

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  3. The times they are a changing.

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  4. If ever it was O.K. to kill a ten year old kid, I think that would be close.

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  5. I just got scared for a minute! I have a ten year old....not so funny right now. ;)

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  6. Lil'Bruce more than likely had not a clue.

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  7. Wow...sex at 10...I was playing with my Barbie Hair-do toy and roller skating.

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  8. I needed a good laugh! This isnt the first time you made me giggle..thank you.

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  9. It's a week later but I still laughed! Thanks!

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