Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Happy Wednesday

A white-haired older man named Mike walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said..

On Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."

"I know," said Mike, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"

All Seniors Aren't Senile


  1. Muwahahahahaha!! Verrrrry funnny!!


  2. Ha ha ha. LMAO

  3. WOW! Sounds just like something you would do. Is this a true story? And, you are not senile, either.

  4. I can't laugh because it made perfect sense to me! ok, I did laugh my ass off. thanks for the laugh!

  5. Love it! I think you just gave a lot of guys some ideas for their weekend!