Friday, February 11, 2011

Biker Humor

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he
asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.  After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had.  That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.  Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Ride safe this weekend.


  1. LOL, is not appropriate for this one., BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    You know what AZHD...I don't think the girl/guy needed to jump off the bridge after that!


  2. Dude..I was eating at the dinner while reading this..Ice tea through the nose...damn.

  3. Didn't see this one coming! That's hilarious!! :D

  4. Hey...I missed your call...I'll try later! I don't answer the phone...pffftttt